The Comet Book (1587), details, “16th-century treatise on comets, created anonymously (or maybe it was a woman who endured erasure) in Flanders (now northern France)”. Originally named in german Kometenbuch.
When my dad died it was left to me to manage his affairs
How he kept all those women a secret from my mum I’ll never know
I got fired from my job as a cashier today…
This customer walked in, picked up something from the counter, walked up to the till and said, “I’d like to pay for a Bagel with Cream Cheese..”
I told him clearly, “I’m sorry sir, we only accept cash or credit”
My son video called me this morning.
He said “Dad, couldn’t you have given me a better name than video?”
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me.
One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller’s. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
It was a sham rock.
what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
what if you went outside at night and saw like a nosferatu looking guy with his operatic cape and everything, squatting and shovelling ripe fruits into his mouth
Mod Sushi here with a reminder that you are loved, you are valuable, and you are worth it. No matter who you are, no matter what you’ve done.
Keep striving to become a better person, because you’re worth it. You deserve forgiveness and the chance to move forward if you really want to be a better you. And if you’re not to where you want to be, that’s okay too; it’s a process. Just take it one step at a time. So long as you desire to get better and you’re making the effort, that’s all that matters.
Happy New Year; let’s all keep striving for the future and remembering that we’re worth it, even if things and times are far from easy <3












